February 2012
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richiewellington:
Oh I’m just looking for a first-rate prosecutor. Not that I need one right now.
Why, seems like your search has come to an end. Just let me know if there’s anything I can do. Anything else you need, sir?
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Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. Can I help you?
January 2012
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mattengarde:
But a guilty veredict, right? I’d be awesome to see them rott in jail until they die, don’t cha think?
Depends on who it is we are talking about, Mr. Engarde. What is their crime?
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mattengarde:
A lawyer, huh? So you can totally help me sue some people who are being rather obnoxious, yes? I star in the Nickel Samurai; its a sequel to the Steel samurai and Pink princess.
Well, if you sued them it would be my job to get a verdict for them, yes. (The-…………bingo!) I see~ (Maybe that will come in handy at some point.)
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mattengarde:
Another persecutor, huh? The name’s Matt Engarde, dude. I play the main character in one of those kids shows that Edgeworth boners about are kinda popular these days.
(Persec—…?) Er, not really. I’m a lawyer, you know? Ah, so you’re an actor? What show do you play in, Mr. Engarde? (… It couldn’t be…~?)
themanwhomastermindthegame:
H-hello Mr. Porstman… I’m Souta Raushiro.. Nice to meet you
Yes, it’s nice to meet you too, Ms. Raushiro.
[He stretches his hand out for a handshake.]
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mattengarde:
Uhh. Pleased to meet you and stuff?
Yes, the pleasure is all mine. I’m Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. And you are..?
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Oh, wow, it seems like I missed a lot lately. I’m Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. Nice to make your acquaintance. …! (”slutworth”?)
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notlarrysfault:
Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
……..I……I…..maybe?…..
Maybe? Doesn’t sound very convincing to me. But don’t fret. With a little help, I believe you’ll do just fine.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Of course, we’re prosecutors, information is everything.
Indeed. Now tell me, do you honestly believe you have gathered enough information for the realisation of your plan already?
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
What kind of ace up the sleeve?
Information. You need to know the opponent’s weaknesses, as much about their profession as about their everyday lives. If you find a way to exhaust them outside of the actual battle, their powers will be decreased the moment of the face-off.
maxthefabulous started following you
maxthefabulous:
That’s right~
I enjoy doing it though sweetie~
You should! There’s no point in doing a job you don’t like to do, no?
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maxthefabulous:
Oh wow~
That is a lot.
Practicing magic takes up most my time.
I see. It seems sports are to me what magic is to you then, no? It’s always nice to meet people who take their hobbies to heart like that! Then again, it’s just job, so I guess it’s more than just a hobby to you.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
But I also have a fresher perspective on everything. He may have more experience, but he’s also set in older methods, whereas I’m right off a successful bar exam, and have learned the ways of newer court techniques.
An athlete can learn as much as he wants about the game - it’s experience he needs to succeed. … That or an ace up his sleeve.
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maxthefabulous:
OOooh~ Maybe I will sweetie~
(to hear all dem manly grunts.)
You like any other sport apart from tennis?
In fact, I do! I play soccer, dodgeball and basketball, too. Also I jog and swim quite regularly. Well, I suppose sports consume most of my free time.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Not if you have more time to ‘play the game’ as you say. Then you have that advantage against your opponent, who in our case is Mr. Edgeworth.
I wouldn’t say that. The real match only begins when all players are set. Everything before that is nothing but preparation. So, the longer you play, the better you know the court. And Mr. Edgeworth has been playing...
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maxthefabulous:
Mmmhmm, I perform at The Big Berry Circus~
You should come see me some time, my shows are always fabulous~
-Max glances at the medal around Portsman’s neck curiously.-
So what’s this for~?
Hm, yes, I just might do that!
Oh, that? Why, that’s just one of the medals I won at tennis competitions. You should come to see me some time, too.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
You also forget I have three years on Mr. Edgeworth as a starting prosecutor. He started at age 20, I am 17.
What is time, really? It doesn’t matter when the game starts, all that matters are the results, no?
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maxthefabulous:
Hi there, fabulous to meet you Jacques~
I’m the one and only Maximillion Galactica, fabulous magician!
Why, yes, it’s nice to meet you, Maximillion. Are you a magician of some kind?
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Why would I not be able to? Prosecuting prodigy, remember? I think I’m quite capable of anything I want.
That’s right, but wasn’t Mr. Edgeworth considered one as well? I believe it will take a little more than just ambition to dethrone that man.
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Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. And you are…?
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Why? We still want the same goal, just in different manners.
Well, do you think you’ll be able to achieve yours, as matters stand now?
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Serious about what? Beating Mr. Edgeworth?
Yeah. Seems like I was mistaken, though. Sorry about that.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Simple, face off against every prosecutor I meet, and have my court record surpass his.
Oh, what a pity then. And I almost believed you were being serious about it.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Of course I’m ambitious, how else is a prosecutor supposed to succeed?
True, true. Ah, it’s always a pleasure to meet hard-working people. Now, Prosecutor Ichiyanagi, if you don’t mind me asking… How do you intend to achieve that goal? Mr. Edgeworth is a tough nut to crack, after all.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Yes, I would be rather fond of that. I do plan on becoming a better prosecutor than he is.
Oh, I am certain that you will succeed at that. You do look rather ambitious, after all.
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
If by ‘know him’, you mean I’m going to surpass him as a prosecutor in no time at all, then yes, I know him very well. I take it you’re familiar with Mr. Edgeworth?
I guess you could call it that. We share some memories, being neighbors and all - office-wise that is. But let us not talk about those trivial matters! So, if I heard right, you want to crush our dear...
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Yes I am. I recently acquired my prosecutor’s badge, no surprise there. I plan on being the best prosecutor in the world. Even the likes of Mr. Edgeworth don’t stand a chance.
Oh, so you know Mr. Edgeworth? (Friend or foe?)
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perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:
Prosecutor Ichiyanagi. Who would you be?
Jacques Portsman, likewise prosecutor. I haven’t seen you around before, are you new here?
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loboto:
portsman:
loboto:
portsman liked your post: i think i’m gonna cry i love jim so much i just…
/CHOKES
NOT THAT JIM
THIS JIM
ALSO KNOWN AS PRINCE OF AVIATORS
Who even is that guy?
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loboto:
portsman liked your post: i think i’m gonna cry i love jim so much i just…
/CHOKES
NOT THAT JIM
December 2011
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thedemonattorney started following you
thedemonattorney:
………………. “Again?”
Why, don’t tell me you forgot about your old friend Jacques Portsman! After all we’ve been through, Mr. Edgeworth? How rude.
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strongsuits:
D —> I apologize for my rudeness, sir D —> I will be more carefoal in the future
This man must be the epitome of humankind. Like a highb100d human, he is practiced in noble sports and has a certain attitude that makes him seem better than others. Proud, you would say, you bow to him.
[Portsman couldn’t help but feel surprised when Equius suddenly bowed down -...
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bittertasteofcoffee:
Oh, this?
[He points to his face, a smirk forming on his lips.]
It’s the latest fashion, haven’t you noticed?
… I doubt that, Mr. Godot.
(I believe I would have noticed if more people were to run around with such devices.)
strongsuits:
D —> ….Well it appears you did best me
You dry yourself and hand the towel back to him, now soaking wet. D —> I suppose there is something to be said for you
…
[He quickly puts away the towel, wondering how it is even possible to sweat that much, before turning back to the troll.]
See? And I didn’t even practice archery with my subordinate. How rude it was to...
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laughatyew started following you
(…!)
Good day, Ms. Yew.
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thedemonattorney started following you
(… How many of them are even around?)
Good day, Mr. Edgeworth. Nice to see you again.
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/sigh okay...
toyboxofcool:
ask-axiom-and-axis asked: True. *chuckles* *folds wings back up* *looks at time on mp3 player* Oh wow. I'm late for something! Sorry but gotta go! *gallops off*
ask-axiom-and-axis asked: (( sorry missed your rp. :P )) Well, I wasn't a pegasus before. I got anon magic put on me, and these appeared. *opens wings to full length, looking back at them* *sighs* *looks back to portsman* I still don't know how to fly yet...
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toyboxofcool:
fghjkl I upload this because I can only see fatal mistakes when its up in tumblr/Da for some bitchy reason
Buddy: (They don’t pay me enough for this!)
strongsuits:
D —> Hmm D —> Is that the best you have You take the bow and notch the arrow to it, your hands slip on the on the wood slightly, covered in sweat.
D —> I Will show you You take the bow and pull string back. The second you do this the wood snaps in your hand and you get smacked in the face by half a bow, the arrow pathetically falls flat, almost a foot in front of you....
here-comes-justice:
Maybe it’s because we’re too busy flexing our wit instead.
Besides, I get plenty of “physical activity” riding my bike all over town, thanks very much. But you have fun with your sports. Yeah.
But good physical health is just as important as mental health, no? Perhaps you should pay a little more attention to your body, Mr. Justice. It won’t always stay this fit...
