richiewellington:

Oh I’m just looking for a first-rate prosecutor. Not that I need one right now.

Why, seems like your search has come to an end. Just let me know if there’s anything I can do.
 
Anything else you need, sir? 

(Source: portsman)

Jacques Portsman, prosecutor.
Can I help you? 
 

mattengarde:

But a guilty veredict, right?
I’d be awesome to see them rott in jail until they die, don’t cha think?

 Depends on who it is we are talking about, Mr. Engarde.

What is their crime?

mattengarde:

A lawyer, huh?
So you can totally help me sue some people who are being rather obnoxious, yes?

I star in the Nickel Samurai; its a sequel to the Steel samurai and Pink princess.

 Well, if you sued them it would be my job to get a verdict for them, yes.
(The-…………bingo!)


I see~
(Maybe that will come in handy at some point.)

mattengarde:

Another persecutor, huh?
The name’s Matt Engarde, dude.

 
I play the main character in one of those kids shows that Edgeworth boners about are kinda popular these days.

 (Persec—…?)
Er, not really. I’m a lawyer, you know?

Ah, so you’re an actor? What show do you play in, Mr. Engarde?
(… It couldn’t be…~?)

themanwhomastermindthegame:

H-hello Mr. Porstman… I’m Souta Raushiro.. Nice to meet you

 Yes, it’s nice to meet you too, Ms. Raushiro.

[He stretches his hand out for a handshake.]

(Source: portsman)

mattengarde:

Uhh. Pleased to meet you and stuff?

 Yes, the pleasure is all mine.

I’m Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. And you are..?

Oh, wow, it seems like I missed a lot lately.
I’m Jacques Portsman, prosecutor.
Nice to make your acquaintance.

…!
(”slutworth”?)

notlarrysfault:

Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink

 That would be me.

perfectlyspoiledprosecutor:

……..I……I…..maybe?…..

Maybe? Doesn’t sound very convincing to me.

But don’t fret. With a little help, I believe you’ll do just fine.